1. twitturds:

    walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

    (Source: instantlys, via robotbatmanjesuslemur)


  2. loving this song


  3. alvxandra:

    oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

    (via ruinedchildhood)


  4. oh the joys of using a giant communal dorm bathroom

    someone just clogged up one of the toilets with waaaayyy too much paper again, and it’s like, how is learning to use less than a shit ton of toilet paper not a life skill you have mastered yet

    and when i was in there just now i heard someone wash their hands for literally 1 second 



  5. "teen model hired, then fired for THIS"

    weather channel, why are your (un)related videos sounding more and more vaguely pornographic

  7. June Christy— “It Could Happen to You”


  8. we watched fireworks from a rooftop
    and I am counting down the days
    until I see you again

    the train looked like a lit up toy.
    we kissed there, once
    I wonder if anyone saw us in the night
    or was it just the trees rushing past?
    maybe people looked down at the tiny train
    from some rooftop view

    oh, but it was nothing compared to the view from your arms

  9. tropicalasis:

    you’re all going to hell

    (Source: tomorrowsofyesterday, via ruinedchildhood)

  10. toridachi:

    college students

    (via ruinedchildhood)