May 2013
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It almost contradicts itself,” she says after a moment. “It’s...
– The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern
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rant rant rant
[[MORE]]Fuck. Coming back home was a big fucking mistake. My dad just told me he thought I should have stayed at school this summer and gotten a job there. Why didn’t he mention that before I came home?! And I would have liked to stay there, but summer housing was too expensive and I thought I’d just get a job at home this summer and save up money. Then he started nagging me about my...
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Moving out
This one girl who lives on my floor somehow had way too much stuff that she couldn’t take with her, so she threw out a bunch of perfectly good things in the common room at like 3 a.m.
And we dug through her trash and I got some really nice things, like some bowls and a veggie peeler and a small cooking knife and a fucking Dirt Devil
I have no shame
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Pretty sure I’m gonna have a D in math.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
April 2013
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barn owls are the shit
well that was awkward
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thesockmonkeyrenegade:
presidentme:
Bill Nye the PARTY guy
MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT
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March 2013
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i just bought a fucking violin
it was really cheap but i don’t even care. you have no idea how big of a deal this is. i have never played a violin before and i was just like “fuck it I’m going to learn!!” i’m so excited!
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my relationships:
[[MORE]]spring is such a relationship killer i swear (I know it’s just coincedence that the only important breakups I’ve ever had were in the same season) at least the weather should be getting warmer soon to cheer me up, right??
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villanelle from last spring
The stars cried out a melody while you were cov’ring up a lie that never could be known to me.
I stole your heart, I took the key. As I let out a weary sigh, the stars cried out a melody.
Our future could not ever be. I saw those feelings with goodbye that never could be known to me.
You panicked, got down on one knee. I don’t love you so much, said I. The stars cried out a melody. The depth...
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feminism is responsible for homosexuality, because the more women act like men,...
– Cardinal Angelo Scola, possible next Pope, quoted at Mother Jones
!!!!!!!! <—- this is all I got.
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*****science*****
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February 2013
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Dish soap is amazing for stain removal.
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welcometothesoundofprettyodd:
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
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the most important thing college has taught me so far is how to take a shit in a public restroom
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shavingryansprivates:
josh hutcherson look like one of those japanese watermelons they grow in boxes to make em square
January 2013
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